Elementary Level

-Which month has 28 days?All of them!
-How many letters are there in the English alphabet?18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet". Note
-Why did the boy bury his flashlight?Because the batteries were dead.
-A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food
and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and
said:"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!""Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."